- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

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