why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

So one time there was this woman learning...

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

whos district champs not JM

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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