- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So one time there was this woman learning...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

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