Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

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I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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how do u kill a blonde: drop something shiny at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 2 blondes: but a mirror at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 3 blondes: ask which 1 of them is the prettiest and then wait 5 minuetes:)

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Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

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I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

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Sex education in Texas,

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Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Poop

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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