I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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