- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Robin, get in the batmobile

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

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