- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

This is funny.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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