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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from a young age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a couple cartons of Apple and Blackcurrant Ribena and his Grandfather's lucky medallion and took his first step outside. He whipped out a carton of Ribena, strongly crumpled up the carton, slightly spraying pure fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the drooping wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and with a cry so intense, shouted, "Nothing will stop me!!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in a high security prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse and paedophillia. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Knock Knock, Ow my face

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Gordon Brown smiles.

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

scraggle is in you pillow case

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

Moral

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

My friend harris is fat.

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