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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

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