Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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