- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Chuck Norris is dead......

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

your mama so old, shes dead.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

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