- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a bar....

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Your mom went to college

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Barack Obama

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Yo mama so fat.

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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