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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

I'm so full I could stop eating.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

Obama walks into a hospital....

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong