Your mom is so old she died

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Why did the dog die? He was old

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

A midget walked under a bar.

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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