- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

there once was a black man who played basketball

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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