- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

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