Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

Why did the house burn down? Obama

I wrote a funny joke.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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