- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Do you like apples? Yes

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

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