- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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