- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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