A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

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what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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