- Anti Joke

There were three men in a race: Crap, Manners, and Shut Up. During the race, Crap fell and Manners stopped to pick him up, Shut Up kept on speeding. The police stopped him. Here is there converstation: Police 1: Whats your name? Shut Up: Shut Up Police 2: Wheres your manners? Shut Up: Back there picking up crap.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak