Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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canadians

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face"? The horse does not respond, because it is a horse and lacks any cognitive ability to speak or understand English. Instead, it becomes confused by its surroundings, takes a dump on the floor, and gallops out of the bar knocking a few tables over in the process.

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How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

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96 there mad at each other instead its 69

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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