- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

Ready for something funny? nothing

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

You were born.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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