My Boyfriend

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

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How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

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What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

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you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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Anti Joke

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