What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

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How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

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Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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