Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

richard is fag

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

Punching a baby

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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