- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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