- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

i just pooped that is all!

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

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