what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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