- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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in soviet russia, cow milks you

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

politically correct!

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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