- Anti Joke

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

cats are pussies

What made the lady dance? Bandz!