- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

A possesed goat: "moo"

Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

to get to the other side.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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