- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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