- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

You know whats funny Aids

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

The Earth is a nice place to live.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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