How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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