- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Whats white? A fridge

Cancer.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Do you know the muffin man? No

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

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