So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

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Q:What does a black guy say when you steal his fried chicken right in front of him? A:"please restrain from taking food that does not belong to you. If you had kindly asked i would have kindly given you some, and right in front of me too! In all my life I've never seen such rudeness and i grew up in the Bronx."

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

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Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

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Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

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Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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Boys have swag, real men have class

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What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

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Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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Caca.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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Dance is a sport

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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