- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

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