Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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