A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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obama

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How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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