- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

Knock Knock. Who's there gun shot

What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

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