- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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