What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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