Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

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Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

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who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

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Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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did you stub your toe?

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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