Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

I need to start studying.

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

Feminism

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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