- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

Poop.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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