How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

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What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender then looks down and realizes that the pirate has a steering wheel on his penis. "Sir, are you aware that you have a steering wheel on your penis?" the bartender asks. "Arrrrrrr! It's driving me crazy! I just woke up one day and it was there!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon, it looks like it could be very harmful to your health and slightly uncomfortable. Not to mention your penis is out in the open." "You are right, what was I thinking?" The pirate agreed. He proceeded to get his friend to drive him to a hospital, for drinking and driving is not safe, and steering wheels on penises are not healthy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

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My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

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"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

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What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

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What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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