- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

A woman leaves the kitchen.

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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