what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

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Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

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What do you call a Jew A Jew

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What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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