- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

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If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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what do you call a black chef glendon

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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