In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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What do blueberries, oranges, watermelons, doors, curtains, backpacks, spoons, asian men, bicycles, asian men on bicycles, shrimp, books, eagles, dinosaurs, watermelons wearing backpacks filled with shrimp and orange spoons, feet, limes, binders, paper, candles, chicken nuggets, tvs, chairs, floors, refridgerators, and humidifiers have in common? Barnes and Noble

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what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

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Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

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What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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