What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

Logan's gay

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

A midget walked under a bar.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why was the gay guy sad?

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

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What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

PIED NINNY!

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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