Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

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purple pickles

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

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What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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Anti Joke

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