- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

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