- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

The Female Orgasm

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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