What is the best joke ever? 1D

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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Black people are the scum of the earth

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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go F*** yourself

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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