- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Of course, first door on your left

Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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