- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Sharvil has aids 4 times

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

i am writing this because i felt like it.

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