A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

snooki

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

field day?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

black people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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