Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

You want to hear a joke? Republican

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

H o m o comes out as homo

what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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