Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

arena football

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

Chuck Norris.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

hi joshua

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Anti Joke

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