- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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