- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

Knock Knock. Who's there gun shot

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

Jellybeans

Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

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