- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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