- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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