- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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