wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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A blind man watches TV

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

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Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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Hello

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Anti Joke

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