Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

i lyk 2 eet pup

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...