What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

A woman is carried out of a bar.

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

A Sloth runs...

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

What do you call a black man? A person

black people

this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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