- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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I'm 4 and what is this?

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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