ecks! why zee?

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

Invisible Children Foundation.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

Knock knock

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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