what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

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Female rights.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

I need to start studying.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

Facebook How i met my mother

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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