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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

A: What are the nine most terrifying words in the English dictionary? B: What are they? A: I'm from the government and i'm here to help

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

It's long!

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

you suck

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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