Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Caca.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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