- Anti Joke

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Bark I'm a tree

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Stop procrastinating.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

L's I's that took Viagra.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Bark I'm a tree

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

Anti Joke

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The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Stop procrastinating.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

L's I's that took Viagra.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Bark I'm a tree

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.