Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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vitamin c

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

Woman's Rights

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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