- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

HOLY SHIT!!!!

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

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