Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

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I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

What did Washington say to California? WC

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

im gay

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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